Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat
Would you like to grab my thighs
Yes I have got nice tits
They are the perfect grabbing size
I'm just a nice girl thought I had everything

Until you flashed me and I saw what I have been missing
I been saving myself my whole life for some slimeball like you to come along
I am so desperate I will do u and your mom
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I've been given
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
Yeah yeah
I was just thinking it would really turn me on
If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue
I was just thinking that would really make my day
If he offered me a place to stay with pay
I'm just a nice girl thought I had everything
Until you flashed me and I saw what I have been missing
I been saving myself my whole life for some sketcher like u to come along
I'm so desperate I will do you on the front lawn
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I've been missing
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
Yeah yeah
I was just thinking that it'd be really cool
If I got hit upside the head with a manly tool
That way he can have nothing left to say
And have his way with me all day
Until you flashed me and I saw what I have been missing
I been saving myself my whole life for some mother fucker like u to come along
I'm so desperate I'm writing you this song
And you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I've been given
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women
My oh my you're god's gift to women