The sea is foamin' like a bottle of beer
The wave is comin but I ain't got no fear
I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast

I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast
I'm goin' surfin cuz I don't like your face
I'm bailin' out because I hate the race
of rats that run round and round in the maze
I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin'!
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
My buddies and their homies all come along
They seem invincible as they surf along
The sea is rollin' like a thousand pound keg
We're goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin!
All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home