I've been waiting every night after school
For five long years, five long years!
I'll keep waiting there for five nights a week
'Cause I'm no fool

Ooh reeling and a-rocking
Rolling till the break of....
Ooh reeling and a-rocking
Rolling till the school breaks out

I'm thirty, but I feel like sixteen
I might even know your daddy
I'm dirty, but my body is clean
I might even be your daddy

Ooh reeling and a-rocking
Rolling till the break of.....
Ooh reeling and a-rocking
Rolling till the break of.....

I like you, will you like me, yes?!
Sorry, but I have to grab you
You look better completely undressed
Sorry, but I have to have you

I'm thirty, but I feel like sixteen
How would you like some candy?
I'm thinking more than a kiss
With me, spank me, grab me