i met a girl in callamajoue
she was doin' what you know she was do
and she's got hair on her toes, hair in the nose
she's the one for me can't you see

but when we walk away she's got more games to play
let my broken heart in carolina
got my broken toes in alamo
put the turkey in the oven please dear
now i won't be longing comin' home
...she's got more toes than a cow she's got
hair on her toes hair in the nose
legs in the basket
but when we get home
all my brothers they moan and moan
left my broken heart in carolina
got my broken toe in alamo
put the turkey in the oven please dear
now i won't be longing comin' home (2 times)
left my broken heart in carolina
got my broken toe in alamo
put the turkey in the oven please dear
now i won't be longing comin' home (2 times)