christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore

carollers are singing
registers ka-chinging
and the presents are in place
but i'd rather eat some mace
'cause that egg nog always make me sick

you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door

christmas to perfection
i'm begging for some action
and the ringing in my ears
is the sound of christmas cheer
'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard

you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door

you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door

christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore

the pagentry is such a bore
the pagentry is such a bore
the pagentry is such a bore
the pagentry is such a bore