(carly simon)

It's all of our birthdays this summer
One number olderanother year younger
I'll go to your partyyou'll come to mine
We've given up cigaretteswe've given up wine
We've given up caffeine and sworn off desserts
I don't try to seduce youwe don't even flirt
We're too good to be happytoo straight to be sad
So just blow out the candleshappy birthday

Stay out of the oceanstay out of the sun
Stay in perfect shape and be number one
We've got brilliant excuses for having no fun
So blow out the candleshappy birthday

Make love in the microwave
Think of all the time you'll save
And don't forget to make it look
As though you're working very very hard

But I'll be your lover if you will be mine
We'll go back to the garden and have a good time
And if I'm offered an appleI'll politely decline
And just blow out the candles
Happy birthday