Paris For President…
At the pom chillin’ with the martini
Paris For President…
Your commander in bikini
When they tell you ’bout my policy
To stop the players hating on the USA
You can ride in the motorcade, a hybrid pink Escalade!
Paris For President…
Paris For President…
you can get married if you’re straight or you’re gay

If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig, make sure that it matches her skin tone
you can trust me with my finger on the button
Paris For President…
America should put me in charge
Paris For President…
look at Bush it cant be that hard