Imi ya SUAPAISU wo tsukekuwaeru mainichi desu

Anata ima toshi wa ikutsu?
Ore ga itsu shinu ka shiritagaru mina-san desu

?gGohan demo tabe ni iki mashou?h
Sou itte sassoku hoteru ni michibikun desu

?gDemo gomu wa tsuke nakya dame yo?h
Jibun no kachi wo mu ni suru anata desu

Mujitsu no tsumi wo yorokonde okasu no
Kyou mo kari ni deru no konban no okazu wo

Kono sekai no koto dattara
Daitai wakatta kara tsuretette yo
Raise tte toko ni boku wo hayaku hippatte itte yo

Sonna kettai na koto ieru omae ni wa
Hito ni umarerun ya choito haya sugita yo
Sorya ne.ushi.tora.hitsuji.saru ni mo narun yaa
Hyaku man nen wa kakaru to omoi masu yo

I wanna be a hippie
and have a lot of cookies
Across the sea to
Hollywood and meet my dearest
Whoopie Goldberg,
Spielberg and bla-bla-bla
What am I saying? I?fm insane,
help me Quwa quwa quwa
Du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-pa-pa-
Lupin, Chopin says
?gwelcome my crisis now?h

Sasotto ite sorya nain ja nai? ?gSou??h
Konna utatte chotto
Nidoin ja nai? ?gIya, betsu ni?h
Korede ane ton no wa nain ja nai?
tte nande dai? tte nante tta tte tatta tte~

Minna omoshiroku nain damon

Kono sekai no koto dattara
Daitai wakatta kara tsurete tte yo
Noa no hakobune de horya donburakotte
Hippatte itte yo

Sonna kettai na koto ieru omae ni wa
Hito ni umarerun ya choito haya sugita yo
Horya ne.ushi.tora.hitsuji.saru
Ni mo naru kiaru?
?›%#*^?¢!!/?~?c?c??

Ichioku kyuusenmen hapyakku man rokujuuman san
sanbyaku yonjuugo nen kakeru aho wa sou, eternally
Nihongo ni yakusu to yousuru ni ningen ni naru no wa muri

Nui awaseta kizuguchi ga hiraitara
Omoikitte mizu ni tsukete mite yo
Ato soko ni choito shio koshou wo futte sa
Waratte mite yo (haha)

Sou jinjou na kanjou wa soujou shite mujou
Souzou shite mousou shite
BURAKKUHOORU to BONJUURU
Bousou shite tousoushite rinjin to houyoushite

Kono sekai no koto dattara
Daitai wakatta kara tsurete tte yo
Raise tte toko ni boku wo hayaku
Hippatte itte yo
Rararurarararurararararurarararurarara
Ne.ushi.tora.hitsuji.saru.
Kaba.doji. boku dare da ne?