Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?
Are your nostrils a quiver and tingling as well at the delicate luscious ambrosial smell?
Yes they are I can tell
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that aroma enriching the *breeze*
Is like nothing compared to its succulent source as the gourmets among you will tell you of course
Ladies and gentlemen you can't imagine the rapture in store
Just inside of this door!
There you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
savory and sweet pies as you'll see
You, who eat pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
conjure up the treat pies used to be

Spoken:
Lovett: Toby!
Toby:Coming!
Lovett:Ale There!
Toby Right Mum!
Lovett: Quick now!

Sung:
MRS. LOVETT:
Nice to see you dearie
how have you been keeping?
Coo m'bounds is weary
Toby, one for the gentleman
hear the birdies cheeping
helps to keep it cheery
Toby, throw the old woman out!

What's my secret?
Frankly dear, forgive my canter Family secret all to do with herbs
things like being
careful with your curry and that's what makes the gravy grander

BOTH:
Eat them slow and feel the crust
how thin she(I) rolled it.
Eat them slow cause every one's a prize.
Eat them slow cause that's the lot and now we sold it
Come again tomorrow..

MRS. LOVETT:
Hold it!
Bless my eyes!
Fresh supplies!

TOBY: (at same time as MRS. LOVETT)
Is that a pie fit for a king?
Oh wondrous sweet and most delectable thing
you see maam why there is no meat pie

MRS. LOVETT:
How about it dearie?
be here in a twinkling
just confirms my theory
Toby, god watches over us.
sit and have an inkling
Positively eerie
Toby! Throw the old woman out!