Verse:
Open up those books and turn to lesson one
The beginning of the end has just begun
Grab a pencil and some paper so you can take some notes
I think there’s gonna be a quiz on everything he wrote

Know your signs and know when the right of way is yours
Never turn unless your positively sure
These are some of the simple things they believe that you should know
Teaching is just the start, it’s up to you to grow

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Well they taught us everything they thought we needed
But I’ve got everything that I need to know
They taught us the signs and how to get there
But I dunno which way to go

Flip on the signal and take a right
Then make a left at the next stop light
As soon as this town goes out of sight
That’s how you know you’re lost tonight

Verse:
Open up those books and turn to lesson two
It’s the same old problems, nothing is new
We’re gonna watch a movie about some serious crashes
But knowing you you’ll just smile and just bat your lashes

Red means stop and yellow means slow down
Watch out for ambulances and listen for their sound
All these classes fill my head with things that mean the most
I feel like I am roughly fading, but you just seem to coast

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Verse:
After you have graduated I’ll remain right here
Continuing everything that I have come to fear
It all seems just so mesmerizing
But you just seem to be criticizing
I’ve tried to make everything crystal clear

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