Awake to the neighbours phone, and the bar fridge drone
On my sexy quilt design kendo, I'm sprawled out alone
You had your Special K, and leapt into the day
Off to your office job that pays my way, but in bed I'm gonna stay

You're up there lost in transaction, dividing your fractions
I'm stuck at home making plans for you
This is my one occupation, making relations
'Lone, seven hours 'til im making with you

The Lord did not give me, the skills to aim high
I'm not like Delta Goodrem born to try, I'm an uncomplicated guy
Who don't know much about psychography, I fail to count ABC
Uh, I'm struggling hard to spell my name, and honey you're such a brain

You're reading Nicholson Baker, on your breaker
I speak and spell, just to say I love you
I'll lay you down on the couch there, stuck into the air
Oh, then we can drink champagne from a shoe

I will release myself unto you, girl it's the only thing i know how to do
I'm going to hitch my wagon to you, girl it's the only thing I'm qualified to do
Oh baby please won't you come home soon, because I'm absolutely stupid for you

Hands are for loving, and chips are for cooking
You're so smart and you're so good looking
Jump on a scooter, come home to talking to me
We can be absolutely stupidly free

Saying you, I will release myself unto you, girl it's the only thing I know how to do
I'm gonna hitch my wagon to you, girl it's the only thing I'm qualified to do
I will release myself unto you, girl it's the only thing I know how to do
I'm gonna hitch my wagon to you, girl it's the only thing I'm qualified to do
Oh baby please won't you come home soon? Because I'm absolutely stupid