Congratulations Bub
You've joined the club and ev'rybody here agrees
We got thefinest blend of nearly honest men
Welcome to the forty thieves

A fraternity of thugs that you can trust
There's no thing up our eighty sleeves
Got lots a grub to share
Pull up on easy chair
Welcome to the forty thieves

Now you get to lie and cheat
Never have to brush your teeth
But we always aim to please
Care for one another, you'll never miss your mother
(Oh, I love you guys!)

Scheming up a scam out on the lam
Takin' whatever we please
And if you like to lurk, you're gonna love this work
Welcome to the forty thieves

Welcome to the forty thieves

Together we're the perfect team
Larceny is in the genes
Dare to share the family dream
Live a life or leisure, counting all your treasure

As an honorary member of the gang
That no one alive ever leaves
Ya gotta snatch and sneak or else your future's bleak
We got a life time contract that you're bound to keep
Ya wanna save your skin, you'd better fit right in
Wel, Wel, Welcome to the
Wel, Wel, Welcome to the forty thieves