Honey, Jam, marmalade, marmite, low fat philli
whip my willy
into a frenzy
i drive a mercadizzzz benzi
i wear mckenzie
but that dont stop me from being sexy!

Honey, Jam, marmalade, marmite, low fat philli
whip my willy
up your bum
im guna b number one
ask me mum
and get sum jam in you tum

Honey, Jam, marmalade, marmite, low fat philli
whip my willy
round your face
im a big disgrace
but watch this space
cos im guna win this race

Honey, Jam, marmalade, marmite, low fat philli