I’ll be your loser for the evening
Take your time
Can I start you off with a clever line?
Are you still making up your mind?
Take your time
Can I recommend a glass of wine?

Is this seat taken? Do you mind?
She’s out there crawling all over some other guy
Pleased to meet you
I’ll be your loser for the night

She’s out there somewhere making plans
And holding hands
With some unsuspecting man
It’s almost more than I can stand
But it’s true
I was getting used to feeling used

Is this seat taken? Do you mind?
She’s out there crawling all over some other guy
Pleased to meet you
I’ll be your loser for the night

It’s almost more than I can stand
She’s holding hands
With some unsuspecting man
It’s almost more than I can stand
Are you alone?
You want to wrap me up and take me home?

Is this seat taken? Do you mind?
She’s out there she’s out there screwing up some millionaire’s life
Pleased to meet you
I’ll be your loser for the night

Is this seat taken? Do you mind?
She’s out there scratching out some centerfold’s eyes
Pleased to meet you
I’ll be your loser for the night