I have a girl, she's so pretty
She's so smart and she's so witty
She's the greatest girl in all the land
I'm in heaven when I hold her hand
I would never dis her, no I'm not one to bash
But it tickles when I kiss her, because she has a mustache
It irritates my nose, and makes me sneeze and cough
Girl, please shave your mustache off
It's an ugly thing to have for a girl so fine
Her facial hair grows in fuller than mine
I want to tell her badly, without being mean
She may take it sadly, and tell me to leave the scene
She tells me I must shave everyday because she likes a smooth face
Yet she has a ˜stache unfamiliar to the female race
If she uses a blade, she can be a beauty queen
If she uses some wax her face would look clean
I won't talk to her about it cuz that would be too weird
But I swear that I will leave her if she grows a beard
It irritates my nose, and makes me sneeze and cough
Girl, please shave your mustache off
Girl, please shave your mustache off