Baby, If I didn't know any better
I would think you were a moose
Cuz when I'm down and I begin to frown
You stomp on me with your hoofs
Baby, If I didn't know any better
I would guess you're a girraffe
Cuz you act tall when I'm feeling small
And when I fall, you laugh
Girl, you're an animal
And I don't mean that in a good way
Girl, you're an animal
Lock you in a zoo and throw the key away
Baby, if I didn't know any better
I would think you were a snake
Cuz when we kiss, it's poisonous
And every word you hiss is fake
Baby, If I didn't know any better
I would think you were a bird
Cuz you fly away when our song starts to play
You don't even stay to hear one word
Girl, you're an animal
And I don't mean that in a good way
Girl, you're an animal
Lock in a zoo and throw the key away
Baby, if I didn't know any better
I would think you were a llama
Cuz when we disagree
You trot away from me
And you go home and cry to your mama
Ragazza, if I didn't know any better
I would think you were a leapord
Cuz when you spot another guy
You tell me some stupid lie
And you follow him like he's a sheppard
I guess that's why you're tough to keep
Cuz I don't know a thing about sheep
So listen as I say
And I don't mean this in a good way
Girl, you're an animal