We have an assortment of flesh

On corpses for you to undress

I'll demonstrate how to kill

A gremlin against his will


Welcome, to my garage sale, welcome to my garage sale


I have a mummy wrap

For embalmment and to entrap

Your friends for a fright

Or to gain themselves eternal life

I have a bigot wife, who will renounce my right

To bargain for your soul

I have everything you need, because satisfaction is guaranteed

Welcome to my garage sale, Welcome to my garage sale

Welcome to my garage sale, my name is bannon---- stop it!!