There's a wonderful place that you really should see
Called the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

All boys and girls love this place yes siree
Called the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

Peppermint candy and ice cream is free
In the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

Soda pop fountains are under each tree
In the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

Everyone rides on a-merry-go-round
All made of sugar and spice

Lollipops grow right out of the ground
The moon's made of strawberry ice

If you should run and you trip and you fall
In the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

The ground's made of rubber, you bounce like a ball
In the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

Oh you play the whole day and you don't go to bed
In the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

Mommies and Daddies are put there instead
In the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

Hundreds of bunnies all lay Easter eggs
In the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

Ride on a pony with candy striped legs
In the Land of Hatchy Milatchy

Each day is always a big holiday. Birthdays and parties galore!
Dollies and bicycles given away, whenever you walk in a store

When I return then I never will leave
The Land of Hatchy Milatchy

If you want to go all you do is believe
In the Land of Hatchy Milatchy.