I got a song been on my mindAnd the tune can be sung and the words all rhymeDeedle-ee deet deet deet deet deet deet deet dee dee
Though it don't say much and it won't offendIf you sing it in school then they're liable to send you homeNever knowing what you're showin'Think you're growin' your own teaGood lord!
Drop your shrink and stop your drinkin'Crunchy granola's neatSing it outAlrightDa da da daDa da da da daDee dee dee dum
I know a man was outta touchAnd he'd hide in a house and he didn't say muchDeedle-ee deet deet deet deet deet deet deet dee doo
And like a man with a tiger outside his gateNot only couldn't relax but he couldn't relateNow he canFamily manTried my brandDig
Drop your shrink and stop your drinkin'Crunchy granola's neatSing it out, AlrightDa da da da, Da da da da daDee dee dee do,Deedle-ee dum dumI'll have a double, please