Hey there kids, I see you're feeling blue
Parents push you around and tell you what to do
Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed
Instead of watch TV you have to do homework instead
And I know it makes you angry and you're full of rage
Well let me tell you a secret I wish I knew at your age
Next time you're angry and you want to fight back
Just tell your teacher daddy likes to play with your sack

And you can get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
Police will take the old one away in a caddy

You can get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
Stay up real late
Kick back, and light up a fatty

You can get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

Get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

Now for a little while your new daddy's cool
Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you
Let's you eat candy and play video games
But your friend's at school all think that he's kind of lame
Now you can't have your buddies making fun of your dad
And all in all this one is really not so bad
But you think you might like to try once more
Take naked Polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer

And you can get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
Stay up real late
Kick back, and light up a fatty

You can get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
Police will take the old one away in a caddy

You can get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

Get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

Now your mom's wondering what's wrong with her
And why she keeps attracting men that are dirty perv's
She has a breakdown and cries and cries
And after a while she's institutionalized

Then you can get a new mommy
Get a new mommy
New brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy

Get a new mommy
Get a new mommy
A new brother, new sister, a new house, a new mommy

Get a new mommy, get a new daddy
Stay up real late
Kick back, and spark up a fatty

You can get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
Police will take the old one away in a caddy

You can get a new daddy
Get a new mommy
A new brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy

Get a new mommy, get a new daddy
Stay up real late
Kick back, and spark up a fatty

You can get a new daddy
Get a new daddy
In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy