There's a lot of people
There's a lot of food
There's a lot of money
All being misused

You feed the starving millions with donations of a quid (a pound sterling)
You buy another telly, that's what the neighbours did

You flick across the channels
An catch the evening news
All those starving children
Are staring right at you

You're no longer feeling guilty cos you've given to the cause
And there's another royal baby to help you ignore

Who's doing very well thank you
And that's all from the news at ten
We'll be back with the sordid facts
Covered over with trivial crap
To help you stop thinking
To keep you relaxed
Same time tomorrow night
See you then
See you then