[Originally by Randy]

What the hell is wrong with me.
I try to see what im not able to see.
I try to be what im not supposed to be.
I've tried everythin' but nothing works for me.
I guess I'd better stick to my tv.
Its the only thing that makes me feel free.
I can change the channels whenever that I please.
I've got a cable to fulfill my precious needs.
Im a failure to this world and I'm week.
I'm a geek, a tv freak.
The way I find the pleasure that I seek is when I watch tv and when I'm a sleep.
One program more while this whole worlds gets sour and I get to watch it on a screen
I'm a geek, geek.