[Originally by the Descendents]

[Spoken:] I want to be stereotyped. I want to be classified.

I wanna be stereotyped. And I wanna be classified.

I wanna be a clone. I want a...
Suburban home! Suburban home! Suburban home! Suburban home!

Well I wanna be masochistic. Well I wanna be a statistic.

I wanna be a clone. I want a...
Suburban home! Suburban home! Suburban home! Suburban home!

I don't want no hippie pad. I want a house just like Mom and Dad.

I wanna be stereotyped. (Stereotyped!)
I wanna be classified. (Just classified!)
I wanna be masochistic. (Be a masochist! Be a masochist!)
I wanna be a statistic. (Be a masochist!)

I wanna be a clone. I want a...
Suburban home! Suburban home! Suburban home! Suburban home! Suburban home!

I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!

Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
Get out of my way, or I'll eat you!

I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!

It's time to turn dining back into eating!

I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!