Listen to the story of Bubbles the Clown
The sadist clowns all fear his love that he spread around.
They say that he's fond of 11 year old boys
or younger if he finds them-all lollipops and toys
They wanted him to leave town
And move one day he did
But when he finally made his move
He took the townfolks kids.

He gathered them up in his holly jolly van.
Playing Micheal Jackson tunes
and waving his hands
"I hope you have such great fun!
I hope you will enjoy!"
Little did he know for what he had in store.

Bubbles took them to his basement
Frolicked all around.
Then Bubbles left the room and dropped his pants to the ground.
Then suffered a fate no man should endure.
He died with a hard-on the size of Peru.
The children played and laughed
right up until dawn.
And when they finally woke up
they noticed he had gone.
He got so excited as any clown would
His heart couldn't take the pressure
and gave up for good.
So now our clown Bubbles
finally burns in hell
at least he will be warm there as far as I can tell.
Bubbles,Bubbles-our clown
The sickest mother f*cker in the whole damn town
So now our clown Bubbles
finally burns in hell
at least he will be warm there as far as I can tell.

Copyright 2000 lyrics by The Rev