Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Okay okay uh huh huh huh...

so Im seen in some trendy bar with a girl through my mate char-lotte.
she's a bit of a sort
everything was cool until we talked
now, she didn't offend me
but her chat is proper empty
i realised the girl im scoring is
fit but fucking boring!
and im nearly snoring cause she goes on and on
about her awesome family and the village she is from
and she's studying maths
her favourite colour is black
and she's a terrible cook
and I cant help staring at her rack!

cause im listenin'
yeah im tuning in
cause what you say is really interesting
(yeah)
cause im tuning in
yeah im zooming in
cause when you talk i really do listen

so we get onto this conversation
it was oh so fun
and when she'd finished i downed another drink of coke and rum
i got a toilet break and had a cheeky
fag
she went when I got back and I had to guard her bag

if you come home with me, Ill make you work your (..?)
yeah 'cause i got a myspace
and i dont mind we can walk at your pace
if you wanna stay the night then it really is alright
cause there's enough space
and i really think you'd like my place

cause im listenin'
yeah im tuning in
cause what you say is really interesting
(yeah)
cause im tuning in
yeah im zooming in
cause when you talk i really do listen

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Okay okay uh huh huh huh...

so I asked her what music she liked
Well abit of everything really..
I asked her be more specific
but she can't answer my query
okay thats enough
Ive heard (...?)
I need to curb on the bullshit and get her back to my flat

and Ive heard enough
you talk about such wonderful stuff
cause I got a myspace and I don't mind we can walk at your pace
(...?)lets go back now for the night
cause there's enough space and I really think you'd like my place

cause im listenin'
yeah im tuning in
cause what you say is really interesting
(yeah)
cause im tuning in
yeah im zooming in
cause when you talk i really do listen (honest)

blah blah blahh!

if you come home with me, Ill make you work your (..?)
yeah 'cause i got a myspace
and i dont mind we can walk at your pace
if you wanna stay the night then it really is alright
cause there's enough space
and i really think you'd like my place

(Come on.
you know you wanna
abit of fun innit
Ill make you a cup of coffee
Ill pay for your taxi)