We need more spray,
We need more goop
We need more foil like a chicken soup
And plastic fruit
With plastic skin
And plastic bags to stuff'em in
Chlorflora, sweatshop racks
And trendy clothes to fill the GAP
And uninventive, useless toys
For spoiled little girls and boys

(Chorus: We need more crap
Like we need a hole in the o-zone
We need more junk
Like we need a hole in the o-zone)

We need more wheels
We need more cogs
We need more fuel for deezle hogs
We need more cars
We need more cars
And did I say we need more cars
Perfume for Jane,
Cologne for John,
And animals to test it on
Bills to help the world spin 'round
Hurry faster don't slow down

(Chorus)

We need more soap
And more shampoo
To wash out all the gel and glue
And tissues when our noses run
Softer stuff to wipe our bums
We needs more heaps
We need more piles
To fill our carts and shopping aisles
Bunches that go bad to soon
To throw away, to make more room
(Repeat first verse) /We need more crap/

(Repeat Chorus)
We need to stopx4