I got a man and a bulldog too. Man don't love me but the bulldog do.
How long. Oh, how long.

My old man, his suit is red. When he dies, gonna kill me dead.
How long. Oh, how long.

My old man, he wears blue. When he dies, gonna kill me too.
How long. Oh, how long.

My old man, he's dressed in white. When he dies, gonna be all right.
How long. Oh, how long.

I got a man in a bluegrass band. Loves me like no other can.
How long. Oh, how long.

I got a man, he picks the five. Loves me right, oh man alive.
How long. Oh, how long.

My old man, he's long and tall. He got somethin' make a panther squall.
How long. Oh, how long.

I got a man in every state. Some are good. Some are great!
How long. Oh, how long.