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You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
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I hadn't left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed
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and that's when it happened
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You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and ill change your life