Makin' out a list I'm an optimist
You think you'll finally get kissed
Puttin' on my best clothes Gettin her a red rose
Watch out so you don't get pricked

Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight

Sniffin' my armpits Making sure I don't sweat
Cover up that spot on your face
Don't wanna break up Touch up my makeup
Don't forget your way cool shades
Beggin' my dad: œPlease! Won't you give me the car keys??
œGo back upstairs you ain't goin' nowhere
Looking like a disgrace watch that stuff on your face!?
I can't wait to blow this place

Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight

There ain't no way I'm passin up an hot date
Crawl out the window and make a break
Hope I'm not found Jump to the ground
Hotwire the car and getting away cross town

Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight

Rub my plastic jesus Hopin' that he'll please us
Sometimes preferably before hell freezes
Sound your knockers your dad unlocks her
Screaming œStay away from my daughter!?
I ask him: œWhy??
And he pulls put the bible
Yells œget out before I'm liable to do unto you what you wanna do
To my sweet little Suzie Q!?

Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight

Slip into my car depressed an rejected
Suzie's virtue remains protected
When much to my surprise somehow Suzie “ Ah!
Just managed to sneak inside

Gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight
I hope I'm gonna get laid tonight
Gonna get laid tonight