They think they're cool
Think they look real nice
They think they are part of the crew
Think they look clean
They think people wanna hang
Think they are slick
But, they're not because...

They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)

They're so gross
Their hair looks greasy
(Looks greasy)
Their brow looks uni
(Looks uni)
Unibrows and mullets
Goddamn they're gross

They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)

They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)

They should shave the middle of their brow and make it two
Cut off the bottom of their mullet and make it a Crew
Because...

They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)

They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)

Because
(Because)...

They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)

They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)
They have unibrows and mullets
(Unibrows and mullets)