She's got a mouth like a trucker, and a mind like a roller coaster
She's got her finger on the trigger, she's sure-fire ready to go
She's got a body like a model, and a smile that's a crowd pleaser
And if you take more than a minute, she'll be walking out on you

But ain't she great?

Yeah! I can't believe I fell for all the lies
Yeah! Just tell me it's not a big surprise
Yeah! I can't believe I fell for all the lies
Yeah! Just tell me it's not a big surprise

She's got another guy, another town, another excuse receiver
She's got a mighty fine way of telling me that I'm the one
She's got an old drop-top that she calls the "little red deceiver"
And then it's pedal-to-the-metal as she drives right out of town

But ain't it great?

Yeah! I can't believe I fell for all the lies
Yeah! Just tell me it's not a big surprise
Yeah! I can't believe I fell for all the lies
Yeah! Just tell me it's not a big surprise

I'm so blind, I can see right through every time
It's not me, it's you
I'm so blind, I can see right through every time
It's not me, it's you

She's got another guy, another town, another excuse receiver
A mighty fine way of telling me that I'm the one
She's got an old drop-top that she calls the "little red deceiver"
And then it's pedal-to-the-metal as she drives right out of town

Yeah! Can't believe I fell for all the lies
Yeah! Just tell me it's not a big surprise
Yeah! I can't believe I fell for all the lies
Yeah! Just tell me it's not a big surprise
Yeah! Can't believe I fell for all the lies
Yeah! Just tell me it's not a big surprise
Yeah! I can't believe I fell for all the lies
Yeah! Just tell me it's not a big surprise