Chelsea baby let's run away
to some third world country
exploit the workers, rape the land

get money for dope from your old man
Chelsea baby what's with your pops
each time I call, he sends the cops
meet me at the Crumbs' show tonight
pack your shit. We'll be alright!
auntie tipper raided your underwear drawer
& burned your riot grrl shirt & called
you "whore" & playing the fascist p.m.r.c role
she wiped her butt with m.r.r
Chelsea hates her mom & Chelsea hates her dad
Chelsea hates the state she finds it very sad
so grab your shit tonight & man
we'll flee & squat under a bridge in the florida keys