I was sittin' in the terminal waitin' for my load
When a greenhorn driver came in off of the road
I heard him tell that foreman get my little pink slip
This run's too tough and I'm gonna quit

Now the foreman that day happened to be old Joe man he was older than time
He said son how long you been drivin' this rig
You know I drove all shapes forms fashions and kinds
And here you are worried about this one little trip
Why I drove a million miles and then some
He looked that greenhorn right in the eye and he said boy there ain't no easy run
I drove for Roadway Interstate Hopewell Great Lakes
Walford Mac and Time Mayflower and Freight Line
Specter Yellow Transit Western and Gillete Redball Rider North Western Big Seattle
Beaver Bell Hoover McLeans Gateway Motor Freight Transport Pikes
Dixie Ohio Trans American South East Tex Mason Dixon Watkin and Transcon
Wilson Associate got all that drivin' done and I'll tell you boy there ain't no easy runs
Now if you got a gal in Texas they'll send you up to Maine
If you got a gal in New York they'll send you out to the plains
I know what your problem is you got woman trouble son
Well like I said there ain't no easy run
I drove for Navajo Rate Goose DC North American High Line Baltimore Freight
New Mac Curtis Eastern and NX Garrett Hayes Federal and ETM
And Neptun Herron Brinks and Sea Lab First Dudley Dorsey Bekins and Billingham
Cooper Detroit Jones American too Nightway and Central Standard and Boston Sue
And Yunhan and Buckingham got all that drivin' done
And I'll tell you boy there ain't no easy run
I went backward foreward uphill downhill chills spills thrills and pills...