well its friday and I cant wait
and like always my boss is fuckin late
he is doin the rounds and passin out checks
while im fanticizing about ringing his neck
hes a trust fund kid donest have to think
grin across his face like his shit dont stink
can I take a bat to your head sir?
dat what I said sir, you ass kissin looser
so the check is cashed and im headin home
grab some food at mickey D's to go
a few red bulls for the road, wouldn't you know?
theres a fine lady at the drive thru window
get the digidts tell her to be ready for 8
not a fuckin second late
liquir store run, smokes and gum,
drop the cosby kids off at the lake

ya got one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties
everybodys rollin in the shades
its friday night you need to get away
fuck goin back to work on monday
one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties
everybodys rollin in the shades
saturday night and your gettin faided
5am and your still fuckin waisted

show up at the house and you know shes late
filin her nails and puttin on the wall paint
its like she is goin in to battle wearin a saddle
strap on in the bag for after (nice)
shes got a few friends and there late too
lets hope their hot and not still in high school
one hour later and im mad as hell
ditch the friends, fuckin time to bail
so the cars roalin and were on our way
some 50cent loaded in the tray
grab the bowl start the day
mile marker 8 we begin to fade
show up late, clubs packed
sword fight front to back
take my lady to the front row
kiss the bouncers ass and in we go

ya got one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties
everybodys rollin in the shades
late sunday morning and its time to stop
feel like shit hit the Ihop
one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties
everybodys rollin in the shades
mondays and ya back in the rat race
ass for a face and a job that you still hate

excuse me hold the door imk commin in
I got a fake id and a girlie friend
said her name is sally and shes a 23 type
gave her a roman helmet just the other night (right)
her legs are long bikini lined white
dressed her like a maid and banged her every night
she gets me in the club so I keep her around, duhh
tells me she loves me every time I go down on her

one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties
everybodys rollin in the shades
its friday night you need to get away
fuck goin back to work on monday (fuck dat)
one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties
everybodys rollin in the shades
saturday night and your gettin faided
5am and your still fuckin waisted
ya got one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties
everybodys rollin in the shades
late sunday morning and its time to stop
feel like shit hit the Ihop
one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties
everybodys rollin in the shades
monday and ya back in the rat race
ass for a face and a job that you still hate