I am armed to the teeth
You can't hold me down
I've turned seething into a hobby

Why is god out to get us?
Can't we just be friends?
I feel a twinge of righteousness
Like a corporate hedonist

Armed to the teeth
I'm ready
Go out and spend
Your money

The thugs are bangin' in SUVs
My thoughts are changing into theories
The master of our destiny
Out in the graveyard of good ideas
That could have been the downfall of ?, yeah

Armed to the teeth
I'm ready
Go out and spend
Your money
Giants of industry to ?
Come on, come and try and leave me
Armed to the teeth
I'm ready

What century are you livin' in?
An ancient puzzle piece that won't fit in

Armed to the teeth
I'm ready
Go out and spend
Your money
Tryin' to ?
Come on, come and try and leave me
Armed to the teeth
I'm ready (x3)