It's funny shit when you hit the piss
Low blow jokes the only ones on your list
No intelect wit or I.Q.
Gee i'm glad that i'm not you.

You played a real good game today
hit the town to celebrate
you just cant wait to ruin someone else's night.
Your swolen head cant be removed from your arse,
But hey you like the view.
So my friend i dedicate this song to you.

I don't respect you at all,
cause your so close minded that you
you shit me up the wall
you are a arrogant cunt.

I went out to have a good time
got on the phone to a friend of mine
to my surprise she was rolling with 2 other guys
I'd never talked to these cunts before
but they still thought abuse was called for
it pissed me off but now i just think back and laugh

So pop your collars up,
the unoffical dress code of the jock.

Cause
Jocks are really cool i wish i was one of them
playing sport and getting way to drunk
every weekend.

It's funny shit when you hit the piss
Low blow jokes the only ones on your list
No intelect wit or I.Q.
Gee i'm glad that i'm not you.