Vinnie's looking for a band“ Jazz Funk Thrash Rock
With distortion on“ distortion off
The moving grooving grinding cruisin' dissidence (sic
Twelve-tone beat atonal heat nonsense chords that always meet
Got it, right! Got it, wrong sorry but I'll pass y'number on

Vinnie's looking for the Pepper sound
Still red-hot but heavier bound
Brain child of pubescent psalms
Vinnie's looking for the Pepper sound
Still red-hot but heavier bound

Schoenberg over hairy palms
It's fine to mix the music but please don't abuse it
'Cause the groove is Black so don't get whack on me
It's fine to be selective, to see it all collective
But ya gotta give the credit where it's due
Thank the funk Thank the rock Thank you funk

Brother looking for a band
Can be a real pain in the butt
Y'waste a lotta time
Meet a lotta nuts
Like Vinnie the Meatball
He was a real eat-all
Who couldn't or wouldn't
Express his quest
He used at best hype terminology
But 2 me that's all Cornyology
C'mon make a stand
Bring y'own plan
B' y'self Or let it go