it was guys' night out the other night
and we had a blast
at my dead-end job folding corrugated cardboard
i came in last

from matchsticks to bonfires
from mountains to sand
you'll come around
you'll understand

so what if i could be your father
i could be your son's father too
did you download that software i gave you?
or did you just watch lethal weapon two?

in the circles we swim in
there are many different kinds of men & women
i bet you never felt this good
i bet you never even thought you could

let's stay up late
here let me pour you another one
let me slip into something more comfortable
let me spit out my gum