[All]
Please tell us that you know
It's just a TV show
Please say that you can see
That really isn't me

Please tell us that you know
It's just a TV show
It's just a TV show!

[Andreas]
It's just a job we do

[Mira]
We love and hate it too

[Claudia]
We crawl out of our beds

[Patricia]
Yeah with lines inside our heads

[Bill]
Please, please, tell us you can see

[Peter]
It's not real, it's TV

[All]
It's just a TV show!

[Andreas]
Yeah, that's make-up on my face

[Mira]
I don't really come from outer space

[Billy]
Don't be alarmed now that's not a laser gun

[Patricia]
You can change the channel if you don't think it is... fun
We sit around and wait

[Claudia]
We get home really late

[Peter]
We learn our lines, we hit our marks
We deal with lawyers who are sharks

[Mira]
We stumble home, we wash our socks
Have to clean the litterbox

[All]
It's just a TV show!

[Bill]
It's not a real robot and that is not my dress

[Andreas]
Don't get mad at me, I didn't cause an intergalactic mess!

[Claudia]
And not that it matters, see the future isn't here

[All]
After working 14 hours we would rather drink some beer!

[Instrumental]

[All]
It's just a TV show!

[Instrumental]

[All]
Please tell us that you know (please tell us that you know)
It's just a TV show (it's just a TV show)
It's just a job we do (it's just a job we do)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we watch it too (yeah, yeah, we watch it too)

Please tell us that you know
It's just a TV show!
It's just a TV show!

[Instrumental]

Wow...!