Look at me I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup
I bend to get the paper, every neighbors trying to check me out
Look at me I'm lovely as I wait beside my minivan
Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can

Chorus:
God bless the Canadian housewife
How she does it all, I'll never know
God bless the Canadian housewife
She could use a miracle for sure
God bless the Canadian housewife
Cleaning up the world for you and me
God bless the Canadian Housewife

Look at how my children play commando in the cul de sac
Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack
Look at all the other mothers, envious of all my things
Had to call the plumber 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring

Repeat chorus

Look at me I'm beautiful and glamourous in rubber gloves
Look how my tiara can be bent back to the shape it was
I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone
Look at me I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn

Repeat chorus x 3