And so, you get pretty bored
You keep twisting and turning and tossing in your bed
So I called you up when the clock was just about 7
And I said, ”would you like to come and watch me,
all through the night”

But she went dumb, dum dum dum dee dee dum
Ready now…

A certain evening on a certain Saturday
I’ve watched you all the time
I hope you’ll undress
Oh can’t you get undressed?
I know you get so tired and so easily bored
when you’re watching Channel 5
I hope you’ll undress
Oh can’t you get undressed?
Right in front of me...

And so the doorbell rang and there you stood by the door
And I said, “don’t you worry,
the old lady is not coming home for the night”
And so we watched TV
and chatted for hours till it was about midnight
But all this while,
I was thinking of trying to get myself inside of you

But I went dumb, dum dum dum dee dee dum
One more round…

A certain evening on a certain Saturday
I’ve watched you all the time
I hope you’ll undress
Oh can’t you get undressed?
I know you get so tired whilst watching TV
and that stupid reality show on Channel 5..
I hope you’ll undress
Oh can’t you get undressed?

Can’t you stay just a little longer
Cos no one comes here and no one wants to hang around
Can’t you stay just a little bit longer
Cos no one comes here and no one wants to hang around…

Tu tu tu tu tu