I'm crazy about Oklahoma, Texas so doggone big
Honey, I'm crazy about Oklahoma, you know Texas so doggone big
Oklahoma got the oil, baby, Texas got the money to buy it with

The girl legs so big, they look like Willie Mays baseball bat
Honey, your legs so big, Lord have mercy, they look like Willie Mays baseball bat
They got some long, tall ones down there an' man they really know where it's at

Here ya have money, treat you right, if you messed up man, ya know you sure got a fight
I'm crazy 'bout a Oklahoma, honey, Texas, so doggone big
You know Oklahoma got the oil baby, Texas got the money to buy it with

I hear ya man