And that's why Chinks do it, Japs do it
Up in Lapland Laps do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

In Spain, the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Fins
Folks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines, without means, do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The Dragon Flies in the weeds do it
Sentimental Centipedes do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Mosquitoes, Heaven forbid, do it
So does every Katydid do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The most sedate barnyard cows do it
When the chances here climbs (?)
High brown-eyed owls do it
They're supposed to be wise

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it - ho do dee oh do!

In shallow shoals English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it