santa claus is gay
i can tell by the way

he's lookin at me with his lovable eyes
talkin to me in that sweet ass voice
tellin me carefully yo! here you go...

santa claus is gay
that's ok as long as
he keeps his hands away
but one day i'm gonna go to jesus and say

you can tell by the look in his lovable eyes
tell by the sound of his sweet ass voice
tellin you carefully yo! here you go

if santa claus was a woman
i wouldn't hesitate
if santa claus was a woman
i'd ask her kindly to go
down on me...

santa claus is a fag
just go disguised as a drag
and take a look in his bag
then j.c. you're gonna find it easy to say

santa claus is gay
santa claus is gay
santa claus is gay
santa claus is gay