You won't talk to any other man
You will learn to stay in more
You will wear skirts and dresses
You will not wear jeans or anything masculine

(I'm your boyfriend now)

You will wear makeup when we go out
Your legs must be kept smooth (...boyfriend now)
Your ampirts must not get too hairy
You will spend a minimum amount of time getting ready and not involve me

(I'm your boyfriend now)

(I'm your boyfriend now)

You will not criticise me, or advise me (I'm your boyfriend now)
You will not eat crsips or chocolate
If your weight exceeds eight and a half stone I will sack you
When we go into town on Saturdays(I'm your boyfriend now)
I shall not accompony you into high street fashion stores or any other clothes shops
I will go to Halfords, HSS Tool Hire and Dixons (I'm your boyfriend now)
You can meet me later having bought Sandwiches
Sandwiches which are large and filling and do not contain tuna or prawns

(I'm your boyfriend now)

I'm your boyfriend (I'm your boyfriend now)

I'm your boyfriend

When you're with your female friends I will not be expected to join in the conversation
But I will watch sports on television
Or even listen to footbal on the radio if necessary
Maybe on headphones
I will not be responsible for getting you out of bed in the morning when you have to go to work
When I go out drinking with my friends you will not accompony me
You will stay in because you had a head ache or feel sick (I'm your boyfriend now)
You will not expect to accompony me

I'm your boyfriend now

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You will not talk too much
Especially in the mornings (I'm your boyfriend now)
We will not dicuss horses, fashion or gardening
We will talk about war, cars and football
I am your boyfriend (I'm your boyfriend now)
I am your boyfriend now
Say goodbye to your mother
You will never contact your ex-boyfriend
I will only ever spend a maximum of 3 hours at your parents house
I will drive the car
You will be a passenger but you will not do any map reading or navigating (I'm your boyfriend now)
I will pullover and read the map myself
You will be a passenger
I'm your boyfriend now

Say goodbye to your mother (I'm your boyfriend now)
I'm your boyfriend now
I am your boyfriend now
Say goodbye to your mother

I'm your boyfriend now
Say goodbye (I'm your boyfriend)

Say goodbye to your mother
Say goodbye to your mother
Say goodbye to your father, your sister and your brothers
I'm your boyfriend now
I am your boyfriend now
(I'm your boyfriend now)
I'm your boyfriend now
Say goodbye to your mother
Your father
Your sister and your brothers
I am your boyfriend now
I am your boyfriend