The stupidest show on TV
Was when I saw that little girl go by
She had such cute blonde hair
She had a good time
But she nearly fainted as the play began
They locked her in the cage
She was amazed
They're all too small to pitch the fork
There's always more to say

We go mad at the end of the day
And we won't let go
We don't know

The stupidest girl that I've met
Was at the disco
The one that people love
She had such cute blonde hair
She had a good time
But she nearly fainted as the play began
They locked her in the cage
She was amazed
They're all too small to pitch the fork
There's always more to say

Keep smiling go to the parties
You will be a star
You will go far