Gonzo: What a fantastic beginning!

Kermit:
Wow! There'll be spectacle
There'll be fantasy
There'll be daring do
And stuff like you would never see
All:
Hey! A movie!
Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo:
Yeah! We're gonna be in a movie!
Kermit:
Starring everybody...!
Fozzie:
-- And me!

Fozzie:
There'll be heroes bold!
There'll be comedy!
And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
All:
Hey! A movie!
Kermit & Fozzie:
We can watch it all develop!
All:
Starring everybody...!
Gonzo:
-- And me!

Gonzo:
We'll take a world
And set it on its ear
All Three:
Come on, join in
We're gonna start right here

(Musical interlude)

Kermit:
There'll be crooks and cops!
There'll be villainy!
But with us on call
We'll fix it all real easily
All:
Hey! A movie!
Fozzie:
Wow! It's gonna be terrific!
All: Starring everybody...!
Nicky (Charles Grodin):
-- And me!

(Musical interlude)

Gonzo: Kermit, I got a great picture of the chicken!
Kermit: Oh good!

All Three:
There'll be mystery
And catastrophe
But it's all in fun
You paid the money -- wait and see!
Hey! A movie!

Sweetums: Is there any way to stop it!?

All:
Starring everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Kermit:
-- And me!