Can you wear the blue dress
Tonight, please?
Can you wear the perfume I like
Tonight, please?
And will you laugh at all my jokes
Tonight, please?
And when the restaurant catches fire
Ill carry you through the smoke

All this to say
My audience is waiting
All this to say
Youre not real and were not dating

Can we stroll hand in hand
Down the avenue?
Ill make the moon give off
The light that looks good on you
And if it rains please dont get scared
Ill wrap us up in my coat
And well be safe in there

Youre not real, youre not supposed to be
Now Im supposedly ridding myself
Of all of this helpless romantic bullshit