Stoned asleep, on the couch
reach into my, plastic peanut
pull out a peanut, rub it on my toes
then I carefully, insert it in her nose

Hypocritical, PEANUT!
Hypocritical, PEANUT!
Hypocritical, PEANUT
who's also contradictory!

Get a stack, of DVDs
Pile it on her with, the greatest of ease
Later she wakes up, with a crash
Peanuts up her nose, causing a salty rash

Hypocritical, PEANUT!
Hypocritical, PEANUT!
Hypocritical, PEANUT
who's also contradictory!

Walk past her, bump her down
like a brick her head, hits the ground
she tells me not do such a mean chore
next thing she, pushes me out the door

Hypocritical, PEANUT!
Hypocritical, PEANUT!
Hypocritical, PEANUT
who's also contradictory!