At least we had the sense to know what's done is done
Now I'm not saying we never had fun
We made love like a speeding train but we'd end up back on earth again
It oughtta've been easy when we got together
Sign all the papers, and on with forever
No real reason to drink a lot
Well wake up honey, see what we've got

Oh my I remember this we don't have any wedding bliss
Wake up there's some things we gotta set right
Sixteen bottles and a wedding trunk
Oughtta be a law against marrying drunk
Honey, we got married again last night

You always told me we should follow our own minds
But that was you staying out late and me always left behind
Fussin' and fightin' about the same old stuff
Six months in I'd had enough
Now I'm waking up here in the blinding heat
A ring on my finger in the wedding suite
The same old trouble lying next to me
With a copy of the license and the registry

Oh my I remember that kiss
But where do we go after this
Wake up there's some things we gotta set right
Sixteen bottles and a wedding trunk
Oughtta be a law against marrying drunk
Honey, we got married again last night

There was a time we thought our lives would move as one
Now it's pick up the pieces honey and see how far you can run
I was circlin' around you like a wounded cat
The tears and the rage, I won't miss that
It oughtta've been easy when we got together
Sign all the papers, then on with forever
No real reason to drink a ton
Wake up honey, see what we've done

Oh my I remember that kiss
Someone get me out of this
Wake up there's some things we gotta set right
Sixteen bottles and a wedding trunk
Oughtta be a law against marrying drunk
Honey, we got married again last night

No tuxedos, no wedding cakes
Oughtta be a law against marrying flakes
Honey, we got married again
Honey, we got married again
Honey, we got married again last night